Top 6 Males in 360 Games
So as I was sitting at Chicago O’hare Airport, waiting for my flight back to Australia, I thought this post was long overdue!
This post isn’t about the guys behind the scene in the gaming industry like Cliffy B (yes, I refuse to call him by the name he demands people call him), although I’m sure a lot can & has been said about this sexy man. I’m talking about the males in the games. I mentally have a list of the males I am drawn closest to and enjoy playing the game because I think they’re perfect in some way, and probably would want to be zapped into a game to live by them if the chance was given.
#6: Baird – Gears of War
Apparently, he reminds a lot of people of Ryan Seacrest, but I see no resemblance. The sexy blondey from Gears of War, that isn’t as disgustingly overbuild like Marcus. The only problem why he was dropped to 6 from 5 was due to his height and haircolour. He looks way to short which is quite a turn off, especially since he’s built.
#5: Sander Cohen – BioShock
Sander Cohen may be a little nutty, but he’s awfully artistic, and that makes him such a special character in gaming. His creativity and personality makes him that much more special and not as mainstream as many other characters we encounter in gaming. If you don’t remember his poem The Wild Bunny, you should check it out!
#4: Hayden – Dark Sector
Hayden is the main character in Dark Sector that suffers from called congenital analgia. His main weapon is the glaive. He’s mutilated to the point that the glaive is apart of his hand, a progress that takes place while playing the chapters. I did have doubts about his facial features in the beginning, I thought he looked too square-ish around the jaw line. His voice is done by none other than, Michael Rosenbaum (for those that aren’t fan’s of Smallville, he played Lex Luther). So overall, Hayden’s voice and the fact that he run around in a leather tight outfit has given him his position.
#3: Dante – Devil May Cry 4
Where to start with Dante? Well it’s simple. He’s a cocky man that is full of himself, so it’s all personality! Unlike emo Nero, he doesn’t cry his little eyes out and even though I really disliked his hair colour/style, I had to look beyond that. In my opinion, he’s egotistical charming.
#2: Master Chief – Halo
Our beloved and most recognized Spartan, John 117. Without this tall armored man, xbox wouldn’t be what it is these days. Born human but genetically altered. A man with a hard hat that won’t reveal his face. His companion exists in his head (for the most part). It doesn’t get more intimate than that.
#1: Altair – Assassin’s Creed
Altair’s movements are like a flawless dance. So is his use of weaponry. Yes he can be attacked on top of buildings and fall to his death, and it gets highly annoying when he’s constantly being watched. However, he is mysterious, and limiting the appearance of his face makes him look sexy. So overall, I’d rather be with Altair over any other guy in a game!
To conclude, guys aren’t the only one’s checking out the opposite gender in gaming, I’m pretty sure I don’t stand alone and many females do the same thing too.
Note: The above is Doll of War’s opinion. This is not a collaborated post by the entire Girls & Gaming team.
Update: FF characters didn’t get a mention since I am not a fan of the game and think they look too emo to begin with. I’d likely mention Sam Fisher, Logan Keller, Agent 47 before mention FF characters.
haha Altair is pretty damn sexy but I’ll take Marcus Fenix over that wanna-be Iceman any day of the week!
Although my first choice would have to be Gordon Freeman!! Something about the nerdy silent type with glasses who knows his way with a crowbar just…mmmm!
<3
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! WHAT!? Masterchief SECOND!!!! are you kidding? He is FIRST always has been…. pfft..
How in the world did #5 Sander Cohen even make the list:? Other than those flaws I applaud the rating list
Easy dope, I’m married. Gordon’s the man, I’ll tap chun li, tifa, cammy, Hannah (fear effect) or aye brea (parasite eve).
I couldn’t include Freeman, I’d rather the Covenant over that geek lol. At least life would be more interesting.
Smiles, It was a tough choice but you wouldn’t even be able to touch MC, you’d touch metal. Imagine horseback riding with Altair instead and climbing up buildings like a monkey. How fun would that be?
Sander’s Cohen lives up to the generalization that most artist are nutty!
What? No Cloud? No Sepiroth? No L-Piece from Tetris? WTF?
And where is Dominic Santiago from Gears and Kaim Argonar from Lost Odyssey??
Come on, girls, they deserve a place in here….
Doll, you really need to include a disclaimer that these views are expressly yours and yours only and do not represent the official views of girlsandgaming.com nor are they intended to be an all-encompassing set list!!
lol you’re stirring up the pot!
either way she’s gonna get flamed for her opinion, peeps are gonna be surprised, I know plenty o people who get wet for sephiroth, vincent, and cloud, I guess she didn’t want to be a part of the masses and draw her own wet dreams.
Also not a fan of the FF guys. I never connected to them. I enjoy the game so much more if I can connect to the characters. But I do have to say I developed a huge video game crush On Kaidan Alenko from Mass Effect.
So perfect. So pixelated.
ROFL!! good one Dope I think the poll is a bit SLANTED due to Doll’s opinions… And Doll I’d snipe and building jump with MC anyday!
Don’t assume just because WE have never seen him take off his suit that there isn’t flesh and blood under it!!!
I love this article!
I agree with Hayden from Dark Sector – hotness! Also I’d like to put in a future request for the new sexy-ass Chris Redfield from Resident Evil 5.
Hmmm something about dark brooders that kill zombies just floats my boat lol
Seriously. What is with Baird over Marcus? That’s crazy talk. My mind is blown!
its the pop culture GQ male all you women drool over, and who says advertising hasn’t won…
@ Advent – I know, right?? mmm Marcus…
@Ty – I don’t get it…these guys aren’t GQ…Gordon Freeman, Marcus Fenix, Master Chief?!?!
First comment at G&G ;]
I am going to have to go with Marcus Fenix over Baird.. Normally I’m not into the overly built guys.. but I’d rather have a tough guy than a guy who probably cares more about his appearance than I care about mine. Frosted tips? No thanks =P
Oh and the Chief is always a top man <33
Hubba hubba.. I don’t care WHAT’S under that armor..
@dope, I was answering Advents question as to why some of yous prefer baird over marcus.
Where is Link?
damn that guy in bioshock looks freaky.